oh lord yes! the sun!

same. but pincones grew on trees. and all summer you could climb the trees and throw needles and pinecones down at your brothers and read bridge to terabithia and then get really nervous about all of your jumping and climbing ways.

same! being an adult and knowing how much money i have and what i can do with it is so much better than sitting in the car in front of wal mart while my mom called the credit card to see how much she had free before buying groceries. i wouldn’t go back to not making decisions.

Short vacations with alcohol, y’all. Don’t let it lose out.

barack be like

“Do you think Kathleen and Joe stayed together for more than five years after the events of You’ve Got Mail ended?”

Just one note: The Possessed isn’t a short story collection. It’s a nonfiction work—kind of a loose memoir and cultural history of Russia and Central Asia. Highly recommend!

Disagree. A public servant tried to improve her party and advance a Hawaiian brand of Republicanism. The national party showed that it was farther than she thought from her values. The Democratic Party is closer. If she wants to serve and participate in Democratic primaries, let her in, damnit.

TORN. Spicy food is just so good going in. I understand. Hard. Also grateful for my iron stomach.

Tonya’s suing her for copyright infringement.

omg that poor man

god damn.

that’s their thing. half of the direct selling shills on my timeline are always screeching about how wonderful it is that they shit all the time now.

NOOOO I can’t see a resurgence of Avon while dealing with all of this Shakeology shit too.

maxine was a bad bitch tho. let’s bring her back.

she seems well adjusted considering everything

i could use a pawdicure about now.

it’s okay, i didn’t want to sleep tonight

oh shit, I thought it was “taking a shit” too. that’s why i voted against it.