As Sam Bee said about Ted Cruz, I’d give my left tit for him to be President right now.

She can be so mean. She’s a big part of the reason I stopped commenting here. And she greyed my old account.

lucky you. it’s just now gaining steam on mine.

of course! too close to the press.

Well sure, you’d have to be a pretty big dumbass to use your government-issued phone for ya leaking.

Such bullshit! Adults can be so fucking childish.

ha, oh fuck off.

I haven’t read that, but The Heart is a Lonely Hunter is an all-time favorite of mine.

haha! I love Candide.

hahaha I wish I had thought of this comparison

which part?

Yeah, I’m hoping it looks better on me when it gets here, because that seam could be obnoxious. Depends on where it hits—why can’t it just be a true sheath with no seam there?!

oh god the nutrition aspect of it is so infuriating and batshit. bitch what shit do you know about chemistry?

Ahh! Didn’t think about the back—thank you!

oh my goodness—I had totally forgotten about that book!

So fucking weird.

lipsense?

yup. both, actually. i should leave again.

LLOYD

the It Works, Plexus, and Beach Body people are the worst about it. #WhatIfThisCouldChangeEverything is the hashtag Plexus uses and it grates on me that it’s so fucking emotionally manipulative and people keep falling for it.