still a dictator. one who introduced disastrous economic policies, stops the free flow of information and the press, refused to give up power for half a century, caused food (and other goods) shortages, etc.

like, a totally chill, super benevolent dictator

oh what i wouldn’t give to go to Dukem right now

so excited for Kourtney & Khloe Take Pyongyang tho

PREACH.

Rad!

mastication improves evacuation

Not always. Especially when you have a baby, it makes sense to want to take care of them yourself instead of trusting a babysitter for several days. In the case of a funeral, you may not be able to make arrangements in enough time. If you’re moving cross-country or internationally, your hands can be tied. Plus there’s…

could be worse.

but where’s the apple picking?

so your desire not to be near children trumps a parent trying to go to a funeral.

being near a child is not a sacrifice. it’s part of being human.

uh no. a child can act like a child because he/she is a child. you are an adult.

nope, bullshit.

yeah, which can happen to anyone

So your mother dies. The funeral is across the country, and you need to get there immediately to make arrangements. You have a child.

Not all Millennials. And I agree with you.

waiting for ‘throbbing’ to become the new ‘ducking’

i left out the “3.” only had two coffees today.