Bad!

Mule wedges (if they aren’t sandal-y, because those are fine) are...okay, I guess? But 1) too 90s and 2) why not just go a step further and get better-looking shoes?

also, it seems like there’s a bit of a heel strap that she sometimes uses and sometimes tucks under her foot.

omg LOOK AT THIS

just laughed out loud and scared my coworker’s dog

VINDICATION.

points given for adherence to the theme and being interesting.

Part of this stems from me feeling more secure with some support system on or around my heel. Like, mules scare me to death and require more toe work to keep on. I can also hear my mother hissing at me to pick up my feet whenever I wear open-backed shoes.

this dress is making me say “girl, no.” weird puff around the midsection, awkward length + slit, overall strange construction...i could go on

that’s a perfect way to frame how dressing for the met ball *should* be

imo, mules in general are the worst.

I love Stapleton. And Eric Church most of the time.

so “dick” is okay by you but the others are not?

anna, no.

thatz not okay

i thought this feature died last month

despite their adherence to “country”; the cultural classification seemed minimal, if present at all

i have so many questions for the attorney involved

“Even in this backwater”?

Or, in his words, now he can build a better one!