appropriating this for office life!

REMF?

that’s my “objective” line on my resume, word for word.

used to be the NRA’s position. they’ve swung far to the right in recent years and are pretty much unrecognizable from what they were.

I actually said something similar down below. The Arab targets make me really, really angry.

yup. and i really only start to take issue with them when they’re printed with a white robe and a keffiyeh. the standard human outline? shit, that’s generally what’s already there waiting for you.

so punching bags should only be cylindrical, then?

I agree with all of the above!

counterpoint: never fly spirit OR southwest

let it burn, man

pits over tits

guys who have nothing to haul but insist on pickups are the worstttt.

Did you have to pay for your seat on top of the ticket?

oh yeah

jeez

wait, explain “banned” please. there was action taken beyond a greying out?

actually, yeah...usually a BMW driver. the joke works!

Yup. I see an asshole park their car straddling the line between two spaces and fantasize about smashing into it and doing irreparable harm to the precious paint job.

where did his thighs go? why are they forearms?