That's exactly what I was thinking. I cuss at least this much in my average conversation with peers.

Exactly. I want her to adopt me as a granddaughter so badly.

Agreed. After watching him pet that puppy... oh criminy. My ovaries are begging me to find that man.

Operation Baghdad Pups is an organization that helps to send dogs back to the U.S. to be reunited with their servicemen-owners from abroad.

For real, this scares the bejeezus out of me. I babysit a 10 year old, and sure they're small small humans, but I didn't figure they'd be bite-size to a crocodile. *shiver*

Ugh, Thirteen scared the hell out of me. No way was I going to get involved in all that sketchy stuff. I was in a totally nerdy and rule-abiding crowd to begin with, but still.

EXACTLY. He feels "bad" about getting caught, but as sociopath he is incapable of feeling emotions (guilt, sadness or disgust with himself might be appropriate at this time).

I currently attend a famously liberal university in California, and both our residence halls and bathrooms are gender-neutral. I was amazed at how many parents got freaked out by the idea of having their sweet little babies sharing bathrooms with the opposite gender. Uhm, hello? Isn't this how it's run in your house?…

I'm with you! I fucking love football, in fact I'm kinda a super-fan. You know those people with all their team's gear (and not in pink either... that's bullshit) including blankets, pillows, banners, towels, shirts, jerseys, bracelets, light fixtures? Yeah, I'm one of those. The Steelers have taken my heart and a…

I'm from Orange County, California and our yearbook pictures consist of teenyboppers posed in one of five standard seated-poses that show the him/her from the chest up. However, if one should be so vain as require an additional half-page or full-page of space in the yearbook that person (whether it be the student or…

I showed this clip to the boyfriend and he got this faux sad look on his face and went "It really is the WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Poverty and starvation are nothing." Yep, I love this man.

Exactly. The professed purpose of cheerleading is to get the fans riled up. In the NFL, after you've shelled out hundreds for your nosebleed seats, there's just no need for this. The only way I would feel comfortable letting the sexist and unnecessary practice slide is if men could make the cheer squad and women could…

I was SUPER annoyed when I saw Robert Johnson wasn't mentioned.

I hear ya. My mom was 40 with me, my dad was 48. I'm 21 and I have every intention to wait this one out. Why not? My parents are fantastic. People talk about how "old parents" run out of energy but let me tell you my parents were at every single event that my brother and I ever participated in. Heck, my dad is still…

Seriously. I'm a curvy athletic woman, and when I first started to develop my more womanly figure at age 15 my mom responded by advising that I skip breakfast, carefully policing the snacks I would eat, by slapping my hand when I attempted to serve myself seconds, and offering to sign me up for Jenny Craig. It wasn't…

I agree completely. Whenever I'm getting down on the idea that two people could ever be married and continue to adore each other for years I think of them and it gives me hope. Sure, maybe I'm idealizing the two of them, but they're just so effing precious I can't stop myself.

That's what I'm sayinnnn'. Whenever we went out to restaurants my neice used to give male waiters eyes that could cut glass. Oh gosh, and if they dared to interact with her... forget it, she'd get this little knowing smirk on her face. Calling that flirting isn't creepy because not all flirting has to do with the…

Who else was excited to see Hines Ward? I love that man so so much.

RE Vanessa: That's exactly what I was just thinking. If I were married to a wealthy cheater who could not for manage to stay faithful I might just hang back on the divorce thing for a few years so I could hit him where it hurts: the wallet.

AMEN, sister!