“All these tities” made me laugh out loud at my desk, and it wasn’t the only sentence that provoked such a reaction. Good read.

Demetria couldn’t contain the sexy even in sweats, Jan. Look at her, Jan! LOOK.AT.HER.JAN!

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

Yup, this is the most accurate description of Thor ever. Probably why I like him the most out of all the avengers. Chris Hemsworth needs to do more comedy roles.

Thor is like giant golden retriever.

Just checking it’s history, it has been around for a year, trolling.

I look at post like this and think, “Wow, someone so starved for human contact that even a bunch of strangers hurling abuse is better than nothing”

Hey look! Shitty comment from racist asshole too stupid for a Klan rally.

Yeah, that comma splice made my eye twitch too, but it’s never surprising that these mouth breathers don’t have a grasp on basic grammar, so reading the articles before making some asinine trolling comment like that? Fuggedaboutit.

Replying to you because fuck the op: ignoring him being trash for the moment, I find myself captivated by the comma between “shitty” and “Jezebel.” I want to believe he was gearing up for a list of pejoratives, then realized he’d already used ‘shitty’ (twice in five words), searched his feeble intellect for the…

I’m dipping in to the PTO so I can make a showing right after work. I am very very excited.

Another important distinction with Guardians is that Thor is likable while Starlord is that kind of white guy who thinks acting like an asshole is charming.

Heading out of the office in a few minutes to pick up my daughter from school, grab my wife from home, and we’re meeting my son at the theater for an afternoon viewing.

Plus, we all know that the best Marvel movie ever made is Black Panther (It doesn’t matter that it hasn’t come out yet–have you seen the trailer?).

He was only remotely interesting, when he was supposedly dating Rihanna.

They aren’t supermodels. There hasn’t been a new supermodel since 1991.

Would have even preferred The Aviator or The Departed before Revenant.

I’ve accused him of being an overrated actor who is so insecure that he’s terrified of dating women his own age.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.