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Nothing hits me quite as hard as stories of kids putting themselves in danger to protect their little siblings. What a brave young man. What a terrible outcome.

No, they clearly have the same method in mind, but different goals.

Trump implored the crowd to boycott the NFL

lol

It’s a micro version of what white nationalists want for America. It’s what America would look like if the confederacy had won. Tacky white people, kitschy decor, and bland food as far as the eye can see.

Very cringeworthy. But I’m sorry, I remember Imelda. Melania ain’t no Imelda. I remember Imelda being a bloodthirsty, conniving, intelligent bitch. Melania sounds like she is answering the “If you had one wish...” question during a beauty pageant.

Yes, but deporting gang members is so much harder. I mean first you have to find them, and sometimes, they shoot back at you. It’s just so much easier and safer for ICE agents to deport people with no criminal records. Also, if you deport enough regular people without criminal records, the ones that are left will be…

Possible. I think “Jedidiah” is Hebrew for “homeschooled.”

*performs brief CPR*

Kyle is the new Kaylee Kalie Cailee Kaylie Kailie Calee Caylee Kailli Cailie Cayleigh Kaily Kalee Kaleigh oh my God I’m dead.

I agree. At best having voted for Trump shows a profound lack of judgement and critical thinking. When I hear someone voted for Trump, they might as well tell me they enjoy eating turds, or that they regularly sleep with corpses. I do not want them working for me, or with me, nor would I trust them with any decision…

I miss Lisa Ling, too! I grew up watching her on Channel 1, and loved the book she wrote with her sister about her sister being held prisoner in North Korea.

Mine are “Eh” & “Meh”

Mine are called “Smoke” and “Mirrors” because I wear inserts in my bra.

Mine don’t get their own names. They are a duet. In a rejection of social constraint they changed their name. They are now, “The Rack Formerly Known as Awesome.”

I watched “9-5" many times over as a child as well. On VHS repeat? I can’t make sense of this memory. Did I really sit on the living room floor with my friends, watch “9-5" , rewind it, and watch it again? And again? And like it more and more with each viewing? Movies in the 80s might have only been great because…

Excuse my Francais, but what in the actual fuck?! It’s sexual, it’s racist, it’s ten shades of crazy.

An arrest warrant for Parnell was issued that same night, and he was arrested Tuesday while working at a contract job at the General Motors plant in Arlington, Texas.

Nothing is ever a white person’s own fault. This dude’s daughter out ho-in’, blame a black dude. Kill a completely different black dude whom you didn’t even think had anything to do with it. Go to work like it’s nothing. You’re white, you’ll be fine.