I have never, ever found someone who didn’t come at me wanting to fight for Mars. Get out of my face with that. The gravity is better, and it would be more efficient to hold a good temperature on Venus, too.

Good to meet you, Venus Friend. :)

Have you seen the SF housing prices lately!?! Believe me in less than 5 years E. Oakland is about to look whiter than Westeros after the White Walkers invade.

See I wanted to say no but really there are only 3 people at work I genuinely enjoy and I could never speak to the rest again and be happy.

Right? I work in a group where im the only non white person, A chinese dude, so of course he felt okay about saying shit like that. I honestly feel pretty weak for not saying anything but didnt wanna open up that can of worms.

I’m a white guy who beats off a lot. Know how many buildings I’ve tried to blow up? Zero. I think you’re on to something...

You work with shitty people.

NO VICTIM BLAMING (jk)

I’m an aerospace engineering student and space nerd who is really skeptical of the idea of us leaving this planet to pollute the universe, but I am totally okay with you guys taking to space to leave this nonsense behind. Assuming I get the degree, I’ll help build your rockets. Let us die in this dumpster fire while…

your grandma’s house when she’s cooking or cleaning chitlins

I’d add

The Mall. You know which one.

I don’t what behoove or “the kitchen” means. I’m black but are around wypipo all day. I miss blackness in all its glory, shades and curves.

According my to my shitty coworkers today, the welfare line. I damn nearly chucked my monitor at him but of course my boss just chuckled.

Not even finished reading yet, but this aside took me fucking OUT!

First off, to be clear, fuck this kid for turning to hate and wanting to incite terror. But you’re probably not wrong that he probably felt disadvantaged and disenfranchised. That’s how these bigots get converted.

Possible reasons: Obama made sure that (immigant nation/ethnicity of your choice) got all the good paying/no work jobs. He also signed an executive order that all good looking women were required to be lesbians (why else would he get turned down all the time?). The government school system never taught him anything he…

He probably isn’t getting what he wants and thinks he deserves. The economy has changed and it might seem bleak to un or undereducated white guys like him who might have had greater job prospects in previous decades. Not to mention greater dating chances in previous decades.

We need to ban people from whatever country he comes from.

See, immigrants are the real terrorists after all.

I knew that Ed Sheeran motherfucker was gonna be trouble the first time I laid eyes on him.