You are very cruel and I like you. Do Romney next!

Well not for nothing, for SCIENCE!

are you telling me I stuck all that stuff up my bum for nothing?

Damnit.

... and the reason Hufflepuff had the most fatalities at the Battle of Hogworts is because more Hufflepuffs came to fight, compared w all the other houses.

ATTAVA

Raul’s his brother, not his son.

And for being the Zodiac Killer, but that goes without saying.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

I saw this suit in person today!!! I was so close and I touched her arm and it was amazing!!!

One of his former campaign staffers said Newt made him watch his pre-teen daughters while Newt was out in the parking lot getting a blowjob from another man’s wife.

lock him up! lock him up!

How else can I amuse you guys, and especially myself, while at work other than finding these tweets the corrupt media refuses to go find?

The “hot sauce” line wasn’t pandering She’s had this weird documented obsession with hot peppers for at least a decade now. http://news.bitofnews.com/hillary-clinton-says-always-carries-hot-sauce-bag/

A lot of sources will say “since 1992", because that’s the date she gave in a 2008 interview. However, I couldn’t find…

and then there was this shit:

Lock him up! Lock him up!