“Once I realized that I was not scared of the dead and that I cold take care of them, I [knew I] was just meant to do it.” A+ pun there

I hope someone off camera hands him a hundred dollar bill every time he works supreme into a sentence.

Brother in the garage is doing his thing and then he hears a noise. All activity ceases. Gold.

If he rubs some dirt on it, I’m guessing that would solve all the problems.

This post aged well

George Foreman approves. So do George Jr, George III, George IV, George V, and George VI.

Counter-point, Get Rid of The Washington Redskins

But stop drooling, that’ll contribute to the rust

More of this article needs to be written about the fact that Bray Wyatt is just Waylon Mercy 2.0

Have 100% ordered double G&T’s to successful result

The idea of dumb assholes zipping around sidewalks on scooters at 15mph that don’t have proper brakes, HOLY FUCK. Get out of here.

So like an up close guy, a distance shooter, and some kind of psyker deal?

Are there classes? What’s that all look like?

As long as he’s ready to pop often? Who cares if he pops early!

Is that what a priapism looks like?

This was called HFStival, the problem was it took FOREVER in between sets to change over gear

Waiting fingers sounds like something that develops into a tic as an adult....

Or buy a honey baked ham, because those things are fucking amazing.

Since Renner has come off like a completely useless dickhead, I’m fine with it.

Anthony Rendon has something to say about best defensive 3rd basemen....