Aww hellyeah. I wish I could say I had the excuse of PMS, because every one of those is a PMS-curative... but no, I'm just in a lazy fucking food-mood and I've decided that the kale & tofu will still be waiting for me come January.

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When I'm in "comfort food" mode, it's butter and salt. The blandest thing in the world. (After reading the RS retraction, I'm ready to go eat some now.)

I was nodding vigorously along with you until you got to the bell peppers. Why you gotta ruin something so right with something so wrong, D? Goddamn. Disrespecting good pot roast with bell peppers, the evil, capsicum TERRORISTS of the vegetable kingdom. Take a look at your choices, girl.

Well, that was exciting potential turning point while it lasted. I'll.....I'll just be over here.

Yoooo that stuff is so boss. My vegetarian bf always orders it when we're out for Thai and forgets there's fish sauce in it, so I get DOUBLE PORTIONS. I could probably tell him one of these times but nah.

Tom kha gai the second I get home. I'm fighting a real shitsnack of a cold, and there is literally nothing that feels better to eat when you're sick than a nice, hot bowl of this stuff.

YES.

tonight I'm either making pasta salad or this one pot pasta: http://offbeathome.com/2013/10/one-po…

WHO IS GOING TO ALL THESE HOLIDAY PARTIES (the last sentence of the first paragraph threw me off). Outside of actual Christmas Eve/Christmas Day celebrations, I have exactly two other Christmas parties this season: one for work and one with friends. Who has so many that it's become a "thing" to talk about "All these…

I literally thirty seconds ago made myself mac and cheese for lunch. Yesss. And I think I'll have a cup of hot cocoa after. And for dinner tonight, I'm having either Thanksgiving leftovers, or turkey soup with toast. COMFORT FOODS ALL DAY YES.

Haha, oh man, I've been on a comfort-food kick ever since Thanksgiving passed and our week of rain started. Banh mi, ramen, hot & sour soup, Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, mashed potatoes, Cheez-Its, orecchiette with nothing but salt & olive-oil on it.

Brit here, so this might be gobbledegook to a lot of you: Toad in the hole with proper plump 90% pork Lincolnshire sausages. I put onions in the bottom of the tin, and the Yorkshire pud batter is always crispy round the edges and doughy in the middle, and crispy on the bottom. And oily. And oniony. And sausagey. Oh my…

Right now I am eating tomato soup and garlic cheddar biscuits. I didn't even know it was comfort food day, this is just what I crave when I have a cold.

This gif is the best part of my day, no question.

For some reason when people use GIFs of Britney, I have a hard time remembering that she is not actually reacting right in front of me to the same thing I am reading. I don't have this problem with other GIFs, but right now, I'm like, "YES, BRITNEY, THAT IS ALSO HOW I FEEL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO DISCUSS IT?"

I don't know man... I've been performing live for a while, in a live band (we don't have shit pre-recorded anyways) and one of the things I'm not hearing is mic-bump noises like when she switches hands or pulls it off the stand. And if She's that good a performer for those noises to not be audible, then that says…

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.