+1 Best ad ever.

Smoke is but one of the 25 scent options to blow up your arse.

So no specifics, no links to these toilets etc? Just a base article that such things exist? We already knew that from Whoopi Goldberg she mentioned this several times in interviews about how she at first thought she would never have one, then later came to love them.

Yes. Delightful lavender-scented smoke.

They make an adjustable temperature model too, but you have to tap into the water lines under your bathroom sink. I’m no plumber, so I wasn’t up to the task of cutting a hole in the side of my sink’s cabinet and running extra tubing around.

I thought that was a chocolate ice cream emoji...

I am more of a vintage toilet enthusiast from a small sister-site called Toiletopnik. Save the manual flushers! Nothing beats a classic lightweight sports-toilet. These new ones are getting too bloated with features and take away from the purity of the shitting experience.

Good God man. Toilet paper is nasty, troglodytic and effing disgusting.

This reminds me of a joke I was once told about special toilets:

It's the toilet that farts back!

no Smelly Dumpster, Old Garbage, Low Tide? Not even Wet Dog?

in any case just remember to bring

That woosh you heard was not a fancy toilet flushing, it was a joke going over your head.

Well how bad could it be if it’s sensuous?....

I remodeled a house maybe 5 years ago with that toto. It was crazy. Photo cell opened/closed the lid when you stood in front of it (and after a short pause would open the seat if you didnt sit down), had multiple positions/temperature/pressure/pulse for the bidet, and had a blow dryer to help dry everything. First and…

+1 scented air

Durrrrr.....It’s a Vapor!

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Perhaps if you were to show up in your NoMore.org vanishing point wi....., er, tank tops, they might make an exception.