Thanks for the tips.

Great tips, thanks.

It sure is. What does it mean?

5) There is in fact no alcohol-related act that is permitted in Kansas but verboten in Missouri.

The title is stupid, the premise largely irrelevant, and the conclusion inapplicable. And you took 500 words more than you needed to say it.

Perfect.

The type I have in mind is the involved investigative story that reports on an ongoing entity, practice, issue, etc., but not any one article in particular.

When you don’t follow up on in-depth articles that introduce interesting but tangential stories and have generated a lot of discussion, is it usually because:

Sounds like my kind of lady.

I tend to revert to long, academic-sounding words when trying to be politically correct. I don’t remember “Koulrophobia” appearing in Killer Klowns from Outer Space, though, where you’d most expect it to hear it, so I have to wonder if its origin is a little murky.

Best that I don’t try - no idea what’s safe around pre-adolescent coulrophobics.

Sepp’s
Prep

Amen.

hahahaaaa! Haiku?

Manti Te’o to start online dating site.

Can we, uh, get creative or at least original here? Ronald Reagan retreads leave skid marks.

And scared is the fear of losing Blatter control....

Nice work.

Another self-recycling image that comes to mind.... Proverbs 26:11.

Ryan Braun and Lance Armstrong to start anti-bullying charity.