A guy down the street bought 4 wheelers for all of his grandchildren, ages 5 on up. I asked him if he was crazy. He pointed out that he could electronically control the top speed of each vehicle, AND if said vehicle got out of a certain range from his phone, it would SHUT DOWN.

Pretty damn close!

That’s not a gantry crane

Well yeah. That’s how it works. They rate vehicles based upon the data available at the time. If new data comes out to show a new defect or dip in quality, the rating is updated with that in consideration. Same with if the data shows an improvement in quality.

That’s JD Power.

“Consumer Reports Surveys: Imagine a company where everything is based solely on the employee’s own input section of performance reviews.”

Let me just shoot down the VehiCROSS right here and now. It has a 3.5L V6 that’s thirsty as hell, doesn’t seem like it has over 200HP, is prone to a massive oil consumption problem, and the transmission is made of glass. Just look at any CL and you’ll find an abundance of Troopers with bad transmissions (they share…

Considering this whole article is tongue-in-cheek, definitely go find another hill to die on, bud.

We used to call these 32nd trimester abortions. 

A friend had one of those when I was a kid: 110cc with the hardtail frame like the one in your picture. We put a lot of miles on it and it was great fun in the snow.

Typical garage queen Vette. 

What does it say when FCA does those thousands of hours of testing and still puts out shitty products?

I’d have liked the story more if the guy’s pants fell down as he chased his car, and then he pooped all over himself. Honestly, I thought you were going there when the car started farting. Missed opportunity.

He said he wanted to carry bikes, skis and sometimes sleep in it. I don’t see anywhere he said he needed to carry plywood/sheet rock, “bull sheet” or otherwise.

Probably because of the fiberglass bodies on ‘Vettes. Same thing that gives us the “Plastic Fantastic” nickname.

Have you actually heard the S52, or any BMW I6 for that matter, straight piped? It would change your mind instantaneously.

Here is one for $1,300 more,with known mileage (130k). Yay.

“send it” should be used anytime you’re about to do something adrenaline inducing but potentially dangerous.