Weeeelllllllll….

No, dude, it's cause he can't tight rope walk on the rails and it's immasculating.

I think you literally can't use literally metaphorically.

I was about to comment on that scene being the most awkward moment in the history of ever.

The morning after my bachelor party, I woke up to find Billy Madison playing on USA. I knew then and there that there is a God and He loves me.

It was much more of a promise than a threat. Which made it all the funnier.

It's in the review. The review you're commenting on. You should read the review you're commenting on. Probably.

Did anyone else think Lord Merton's son and daughter in law were poisoning him? It would explain his gradual improvement once he was out from under their thumb. Would also partly explain why they were so desperate to keep him within their "care."

Just watched it. I'm the Michael Jordan of not guessing what's gonna go down on Abbey.

My predicitions - Tom and Mary end up together. Barrows gets sacked, but he is welcomed back when the little children despair at his departure. Edith marries, still looks like bird. Fat cook lady bangs old farmer dude. Booyah, bitches, ya'll been Downtoned.

What I don't understand is why Rick all of a sudden was like, "Oh, hey Gabriel, I know I've been openly contemptuous toward you because you're a sniveling wuss, but it sure is swell of you to take my baby to your church and protect her for me."

I was hoping the inevitable Keifer-free 24 would star the blonde bad ass from the mini series. Remember the time she jabbed that hypodermic needle into her neck and Jack Bauer was all, "Whaaaaar??" Remember, guys? That time she did that?

Agreed. Their initial reaction to Wally saying hello and Dennis' strip-rant were gold.

Red herring. This is actually a hatch on the Lost island.

A few times, some recalled more clearly than others, they have set up villains for what seem like probable returns, but they never materialize.

I absolutely loved when Sherlock said he had a "better" theory than Belle's, but then caught himself and rephrased it as a theory that Sherlock "preferred" to Belle's. It's a joy seeing him reign in his alienating qualities when interacting with the people he's come to care about.

Rickey Gervais and Joseph Gordon Levitt should have a Smug Off. And then die.

Luke and Manny grew up to be talentless, and the show wedging them into each episode suuuuuuuuuucks. They're also extremely hard to look at.

"You won't be hand for very long if you see the word knight and say 'keh-nee-git" again."

Probably extra for his Justified episodes.