Honestly, it’s disgusting.

I get more of a mental health issue.

I’m looking forward to hearing Coach K wax poetically about how he holds his players accountable.

Ouch.

Since when do we expect any journalistic integrity at ESPN?

Wait. We are expecting journalistic integrity from ESPN? That’s rich.

How does this not end badly? Lonzo seems like a decent kid with some real potential. But how long will LA put up with his dad? Will any of these max free agents want to be part of the shit show?

Fellow Chiefs fan here. The officiating was awful. But we lost because Andy Reid was the best player on Tennessee.

I absolutely sympathize with Blake Griffin. I hope his injury isn’t serious. But why would I be frightened? It’s such a bizarre statement. I have zero chance of catching an elbow from an NBA Center. My odds of suffering a traumatic brain injury in any walk of life are pretty small.

Sure, I’m bigger and stronger than any of these skaters. But I’m probably 1/10th (that’s being generous) the athletes they are.

Still not a sport.

Alabama Shakes “Hold On”

Absolutely nothing is wrong with me. People throw around “frightening” and “terrifying” all the time. It’s silly. What are you frightened? Is there a chance you could be in a similar situation? No, it’s just disingenuous internet hand wringing.

Good grief. Enough with the hyperbole.

Been there, done that.

Wait. Belichick is the rational one here? Brady makes him look downright reasonable. Here comes the apocalypse.

This is a great point, actually.

Not me. You can push tiny people down by their faces. As a relatively large man I enjoy this move.

He is a giant man. I don’t think I would enjoy being yelled at by him.

Lots of solid Dad jokes here. Thank you for the entertainment while I take my morning dump.