My giant Great Dane puppy and my old cocker mix.

The point is to rebuild. 4-5 seed each year is wasting time.

He Got Game seems appropriate today.

I know. We were amazing with him. Lots of early playoff exits.

As a Clippers fan, I’m glad Paul is gone. He’s a crybaby who whines constantly. Blake and his fake tough guy act have grown tired. I’m glad he has developed a three point shot, but he’s using it way too much. Jordan is fun to watch, but he isn’t taking us anywhere. We’re screwed.

Can this asshat just go away? Fuck him, Curt Schilling, the undefeated Dolphins, and Tim McCarver.

*to whom

Maybe, and I know I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe he shouldn’t be DM’ing women with whom he is not married. I know, in 2017 faithfulness is so taboo. He created this mess. These are the consequences.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

I hope they win another Super Bowl. Seeing him troll everyone warms my heart.

Reminds me of my high school days. I was a dipshit and talked mad trash to our league’s leading scorer (basketball). I was Kansas. Mike Wall (Oklahoma) said, “That’s not really my game, but I’ll play.” He dropped 44 on me and made me look like an ass. Didn’t have to say a word to me. Mayfield should have done the…

Some Flatliners.

+1 round of pocket pool

Hey man, they get paid in scholarships and life experience. What else do they need?

You used “full stop.” So woke.

Got no Ball.

I’ve been there. I recall being at the hospital with a man who had basically beaten and shaken his infant to death, but feigned that it was accidental. I had to pretend to be sympathetic and that I believed him to gather evidence. Inside I was seething, as my son had just been born a few weeks prior. It took…

I wish they had come forward sooner, as it could have prevented more victims. I don’t fault them for keeping silent.

Hey man, it was consensual. If they didn’t want it so badly, they wouldn’t have played so well. They could have said no.

And of course he drops the weight like a true crossfitter. Dipshit.