No. Cop here. Our dispatchers don’t have time for this nonsense in a situation like this. They are inundated with emergency calls. This is a property crime. Even if it was nefarious looting, it isn’t a priority when people are actively in deadly situations. Perspective.

Aren’t there more important things to bring to Detroit? Like jobs? Stability? Hope? Literacy?

This is not a good take.

Wow. So serious. Are you friends with Brett Gardner? We’ve got a deputy on the Fun Police Posse here.

Another version of Don’t Change by Face to Face.

Here’s a guy who has mental illness, abused steroids, and abused other drugs. He openly talked about his struggles with body image. Certainly not a hero, but another flawed human who I pity greatly. Sad.

Baseball is a serious game with no tolerance for frivolity. We are professionals. We have a code. We take this seriously.

You must have an awful job if you have to actually work at work. You’re doing it wrong.

Generally, I agree. But there is something about listening to these jackasses that appeals to my ears.

+1 Summer’s Eve

In his defense, he does have a pornstar name. Of course he likes porn.

Yeah. Ok.

I’m in. Sad to see her marry such a tool.

Here’s my first DUAN post. I’m a huge White Buffalo fan.

I guess someone should explain the electoral college to you. See, CA always elects the democrat. Always. My vote means nothing in a presidential election. My state picked Clinton.

+1 guard

Ok. I’m new the the “Up All Night” threads. What am I supposed to do here? Post vids of good music?

How exactly does one get ungrayed?

I live in California. My vote doesn’t count during presidential elections anyway, so I don’t vote.

Lol. Yeah, I watched that and chalked it up to bravado. I naively thought he would tone it down. Clearly, I was completely accurate.