Green inside, green outside.

You’ve reviewed a STATION WAGON yet show zero pictures of the trunk/cargo area! Does the boot say, “FEED ME CARGO!” Inquiring minds need to know. 

There are three types of people in this world: those who can do math and those who can’t. ;-)

Man, I saw this headline, and scrolled straight to the comments for the flames.

Canadians are snitches though

Well, yes of course. Even my 2000 Honda Civic CX had doors that unlocked with a key. Then I realized that there are probably some Jalopnik readers who have never owned a car without electric (“power”) door locks operated by a keyfob.

Stinger guy should take a note from Mazda guy and flee to Canada.

That,and TBH,you really don’t need a car living in Toronto,for the most part.

Not just any BMW, a USED BMW. CPO, but still used. Even if nothing breaks, maintenance will probably be comparatively more expensive.

Trading in a KIA on a BMW to save money.

What a world we live in!  If anyone had suggested that 5 years ago, they would have been told they are clinically insane.

“Hi, I owe 27k on my car, and that’s too expensive! I’d like to buy a car for $28k to lower my payment.”

Needs an indigenous guy holding a branch from the last tree in the rain forest.

“Back in my day EVERY car had its own key. And you actually had to take the key out of your pocket and press a button to unlock your car, then stick the key in a slot to start it!”

The military guys are there to keep homeless street kids out of the photo.  It is Brazil, after all,

This is the apocalypse. These are the remaining humans on earth that somehow ended up in the same place (a strange, white void) and they are packing up to search for any other survivors, food and shelter. They each have a unique skill or trait that will help them survive. The woman and the girls are the only hope to…

Sorry, I couldn’t read anything past the phrase “Brazilian Willy” before my mind wandered off into a painful place.

Lawn art is the best art

Did they write ‘honky lips’ on the passenger rear quarter?

Tough? Dependable? Roomy? Looks good with a patina?

Dear HR,