it sounds like the best use of such a dumb car ^^

Reading this brought a tear to my eye.

Old sex smells, cum stains, stale cig smoke and fast food crumbs. Sounds great.

Lemme get my Nomex suit on here... one sec...

Somebody let grandpa on the computer again.

$60k buys you a new mid engine Corvette

they came with a full tank of gas and a full trunk of...

I actually have one of these! Sadly, I will have to rely on memory here, it is at the back of the big shed and I cannot be arsed to shift eight cars to confirm it but I am sure it has an inner hinged flap to cover the dirty bits store. I really must check because the dead badger reference rings a distant bell and may…

Other peoples choices in microwaves and TVs don’t directly kill other Americans like their shitty choice in cars does.

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Looks horrible in that beige with those generic tuner looking wheels

Chose your own adventure! Where would you like to go?

You have chosen: Mall.

But I have my active wear on for my couch sitting, so that basically counts as standing.

Can you also nix describing lease rates as “attractive” while you’re at it?  Thx!

I’d give you a standing ovation, but man. This couch is really comfortable.....

I wish they’d just be honest - “The CUV for your sedentary lifestyle!”

Ah Jason, but the midsize truck already IS a lifestyle accessory.

Correct. That one was not mine. The yellow one also lost it’s roof, eventually, too.

My first car. <3

This is how the Japanese think of Europeans.