Agreed 100%. I don’t care if you’re selling me a toaster, try to put in a little effort. I guess some dealers and salesman count on people being too stupid or lazy to check it out thoroughly.

Another weird thing — “The selling dealer mentions...” followed by a list of defects. Is that Canadian legalese, or is the person who put up this ad attempting to act as a go-between of some kind who might not even own or physically possess the car?

Even with something stronger, best case is that the car survives and stays in the same shape, passing all of that force on to the humans who die of basilar skull fractures.

I unpacked my Tyrone Biggums meter just for your comment. I give it 3 out of 5 Biggumses for the poor interior condition.

Neutral: Tablets atop the dash. 

Neutral: The Floating Roof

OK, former trucker and mechanical engineer here. I just wanted to address this kluge-job, and answer a few of your questions:

To make it legal, rent a real truck and hire a driver with a CDL (or Canadian equivalent) if needed.

That's GM-level ugliness right there.

Freakin’ door conspiracy... You can’t tell me there isn’t one!

doors have a remarkable sense of self-preservation.

The automatic doors opening for flying chunks of debris was a nice touch

Seats 6?! does she already have 4 kids?

It wouldn’t surprise me if R32s came with crack pipes.. LOL

counterpoint: kids love cowboys 

Honestly? It depends on what I’m using it for.

and I would like a small saloon, but need to ensure the kid has enough room in the back,

The BMW iX3 is expected to go into production later this year...

Honestly, I’m not a fan of the body colored “grille.” Paint it black and it would look a lot better.

But when replacing a burnt out taillight involves “learning to code”, something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.