And here I thought they just threw in a pair of AA batteries somewhere.

They can’t improve that color though. Delicious.  

Can it handle the Rock at the Mall?

I want to put that wrap on my truck. People will think I’m driving a top secret prototype. 

“it was that way when I got it...”

“I’ll take ‘ways to avoid a DUI charge’ for $200, Alex.”

Single car accident in the middle of the night, driver flees, owner claims it was borrowed. Sounds like something I might say if I wrecked my car while drunk!

Anything in the survey about how Americans are perfectly satisfied with 3 colors besides white and black?

Some people would say it’s just English evolving as it always has.

POINT : 1 Lexus...2 Lexi (eye)

As an English teacher, all grammar, spelling, capitalization, and so on have gone to shit. It’s so bad, that if I were to get worked up, I would’ve had a stroke four years ago. It’s like people don’t even notice the red squiggle 

I’d have been tempted to sell half my fleet to buy this thing.

I don’t know why, but that Thing ad

A little ruff but otherwise good.

So how’s the dog?

hmmm, I thought it loosely translated to Cybertruck? 

Gotta go with the classic Checker Cab.

...or the classic VW Bug in a more general sense, at least.

Red Green is back?!