I have a complete tiny violin section for you!

Even an RLX with two years under it’s belt will be on the road longer than those!

Once I got Bill Gates’ 5G chip implanted, I was looking forward to trying out new speeds, but instead I just keep seeing JFK everywhere.

Not surprised at all. The potency of the weed here in Canada has been way up over the past few decades.

You also missed the Sony - Honda tie up. That might become interesting. Or not.

The real lede is that 3,365 people handed over their driver’s license and credit card information and then proceeded to steal a car. /s

This just in: Used car prices continue to climb. Used trucks, not so much.

Maybe the new contract banned slideshows. Fingers crossed...

A/C needs recharge

I’d be more worried about his boss’s boss being a dickhead.

Have you tried putting Armor All on the tires, polishing all the chrome bits and making sure the blinker fluid is topped up? Because that’s what I would do.

In Russia, American grandma’s kitchen is aspirational. Is classy.

2nd:

Ummm...we’re gonna need you to just go ahead and get those TPS reports in before you leave. K?

Sadly you can get blood from a brain, but not from a stone.

I was expecting/hoping for something more like “Elon Musk offers Vladimir Putin a free trip into space”.

Please don’t bring more auto racing to Toronto. It’s a giant PIA for the residents and a massive waste of fuel and rubber just to have some moving billboards. If you want that stupid noise, go lock yourself in a closet with a chainsaw for the weekend.

Halfsies. Get in or out...

I have the same, but gender fluid, so maybe I should name it Karelle.

Has it ever occurred to you that your “collecting” isn’t helping used car prices any? Maybe leave some out there for the rest of us.