Drop and roll?

Don’t start a flame war.

They should have ordered a V8.

Porsche makes EVs? I thought they only made Turbos.

It would be fine without the goofy headlight shapes and the WTF were they thinking dashboard.

He’s hanging with JFK. They are going to be making an appearance in Texas soon.

In these times of scarcity and shortages, it’s sad to see those chips take a dip.

No cats = no dice. Clearly owned by an asshole.

Something, something, probation, bail, not useful in life, so whatever?

Gotta work on having ‘youtuber’ somehow written on my headstone. Not sure why...

I’m sure Ettore would have done better than this to.

Yes totally looks like a pair of briefs or cheap sneakers.

This issue is associated with the particular way in which the police operate these high-performance vehicles. This unique usage profile puts extra strain on some components

I’ll take the car, thanks.

Fuck twittfacetagram. I hope they do something more dignified.

Cue the weird tail lights fading over the horizon...

This just in: The SEC is the stock manipulation police.

It’s a little Stevie thing.

Pre-orders. WTF is it with people?

This has me thinking about how Mercedes introduced that aroma thing in their s-class a few years ago. They should offer that on these except have it make the interior smell like sheep shit.