This reads like it was written by a teenage tryhard.

As a writer for one of the biggest gaming blogs on the net, how have you “barely heard of” Shenmue?

I’d gladly pay the original devs big bucks for these gems, but GameStop can go to hell with their prices.

Sweet. Although I don’t know anyone in the program.

Snaaaaake Eeeeeeeater!

Only when I’m fighting Gozer the Gozerian.

I got this.

Hardware updates

RIP IP

Smart move. Otherwise people would hack the game (as illustrated by this), it would be brought to the ratings board’s attention (even though it wasn’t meant to be seen anyway), and the game would be recalled and get slapped with an Adults Only.

You're kind of a douche, aren't you?

Exactly. I bought the 8GB for this reason because I knew I would be expanding the memory anyway.

Kojima is tweeting again? I think that’s the bigger news here.

Yeah but don’t you think people that buy retro stuff might be a little more picky?

If this is true, who in their right mind would buy through GameStop vs something like eBay, where you can at least get an idea as to the quality of the disc, case, manual, etc.

It's 2015, Evan. That's not PC.

The style of this car just screams Star Trek TNG

Dude, just say "black".