Have you kept every video game, console or you've ever bought or owned?

Nope. No interest. :(

Where's that worm that infects spiders, makes them seek water and then pulls a chest-burster? I've seen YouTube videos that'll make you lose your lunch.

So glad PS3 users are finally getting to join the party. My wife's a crazy Elder Scrolls fan, but she bought it for PS3. It's been rough around here.

Word

D'oh. Ya got me.

How can you not see the advantages to a dedicated device with a wireless gamepad that puts an end to your computer being periodically tethered to the living room television?

I remember everything, and we've had a very similar conversation before. You started off being obnoxious, as today.

Because I paid for games like Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy III, Zelda: ALttP new when they were $50-$80? Because I supported the devs when it mattered? Because I kept my games? Because I backed them up digitally when the save batteries started to fail?

Ha! Haven't heard from you in a while. Isn't this where you, as the dev, demand that I keep adding to the initial $80 I spent on my copy of Chrono Trigger for as long as I want to play it? ;)

Why so presumptuous? You don't know anything about a) my television, b) my living room layout or c) my computer.

I have done this, but I would much rather have a dedicated box. It's very tedious connecting and disconnecting the laptop all the time.

Guess technically I'm a raging thief then, because I have digital backups of every cartridge game I own.

I really hope it will run some of the existing emulators on Google Play without modification, which as I understand it could lock you out of the store. I'm interested in buying new games that I haven't paid for already.

Me to a T. Did you back the Ouya when it was a Kickstarter?

Really looking forward to this solely as an old school emulator for my television. And before I get lambasted, I have a ridiculous amount of retro games so I'm not a thief. I'm just tired of digging them out of storage.

Oh really? The rest of the world has done it. The U.S. doesn't exist in a vacuum.

And what a mistake.

Exactly. Spot on. +10 points to you, sir.

I'm right there with you.