When she cried last season because she was “homeless” was just a taste of how delusional she is. She got a lot of shit for that and rightfully so. You’re rich, you dipshit, and living at the Four Seasons doesn’t make you homeless.

I hate that no one will see this because it’ll be buried, but I just watched the episode and noticed that LuAnn has Bethenny’s name misspelled in her phone as “Bethany.” I find this hysterical.

I love The Countess. She has absolutely been my #1 favorite since the very first season. I can’t quit her, she’s so freaking awesome.

Yes! And her magnanimous applause at Jules sharing about her eating disorder. Lady! You own a company called Skinny Girl!

I really wanted to know how much of Dorinda’s zero -to - “I’m ashame!” is in the editing.

Ramona doesn’t even make good TV viewing for me anymore, she just makes me angry and sad.

If there is anything I’ve learned about RH, it is this: never underestimate the new cast members. Jules has been sort of endearingly tongue-tied and reserved so far but that can all turn on a dime. It remains to be seen if she will make it through the reunion with her dignity intact.

Jules, by god, she has swept this season for me. And it will forever cut my heart that Carole threw her lot in with Bethenny. That was such a mistake.

Gosh, I have rewatched that particular episode more times than I want to admit - it is just so amazing! When Kelly breaks down sobbing hysterically because Bethenny gave her personalised Skinny Girl merchandise. “It is just so impersonal - I feel like she is trying to murder me in my sleep!” Perfection!

Equally insufferable, narcissistic men?

IF NO ONE CAN BIDET DEMSELVES...

“I cleaned! I decorated! I cooked!”

What did we not see? When Dorinda started getting upset, she sounded normal. By the time she loses her mind over LuAnn mentioning her mother (like straight up, just saying “Dorinda’s mother”), she's a slurring, hysterical mess. Exactly how much booze (and what kind) was consumed by 4:55 to warrant such an insane…

What about the Countess owning up to the fact she’s the Kim Catrall in their SATC crossover??? And Dorinda not just rage-slurring “Shame!” and “I made it nice!” but ALSO swinging around what is clearly a half empty bottle of vodka???

This was seriously the most entertaining episode of any RH franchise ever in history. I laughed out loud like ten times, I loved Jules weighing her distress about her dying father against Luann’s distress about being called a slut. “Okay fine let’s talk about how you’re a slut, that’s a compliment.”

I also laughed at…

Dorinda is my mother if my mother had a horrendous wine and coke habit.

I made it nice!!!!

Who texts months-overdue apologies to people who are literally in the next room?

Sonja at that doctor’s office was just really elaborate role-play, right?

Praised Woody to the high heaven’s when she got her Golden Globe for Blue Jasmine — I was watching and I was appalled. I don’t think the awards ceremony was even over before Mia and Ronan started tweeting about it. Pretty sure that’s when Dylan decided to come out and talk about the case again (although I could be…