I remember her baking pies and he’d call in and have to guess what flavor each of them was. She seemed so nice :(

If true, the Jackie O story only proves that Jackie had excellent taste. Because young Alec Baldwin was unbelievable in the looks department. I mean. Unbelievable. But we already knew that Jackie O was a woman of taste, of course. 

Khloe’s ready to get married again - to another professional basketball player. Is the dating pool that small?

I had the biggest crush on John John in the 90s and I totally agree with you. Dinner with Jackie every time.

oh no, Dave’s Mom! I used to live in the same neighborhood as her (Broad Ripple, Indianapolis), and she was a legend.

Back in the early 90s, I was at a dinner party (all gay men) and we were playing a who-would-you-rather game. Someone posed the hypothetical: sex with John John or dinner with Jackie. Naturally, most jumped at sex with John John. I instantly said DINNER WITH JACKIE!

Mrs Tina Knowles is an odd duck... I mean this in the best way possible.

I will always remember when Dave sent her to cover the Olympics. She was ADORABLE.

I still would. I CAN’T HELP IT.

David Letterman’s very funny mother died.

“Active in the streets” has me taking off in my roflcopter. What are you, a 70 year old preacher from the deep South, Tyrese?

I adore her in the Runaways and although she only has a tiny part in Into the Wild, I loved her in that too. She does “sexually frustrated” so well!!

I aspire to one day become a scrupulous enunciator.

I use subtitles so that I can read along when I can’t hear (such as due to barking dogs, yelling family, screaming bird, etc.) The only time they annoy me is when they don’t match what the people are actually saying. Like they used the script’s words instead of what the actors ended up changing or ad-libbing.

She was also great in Panic Room. Ornery preteen K-Stew is my hero.

I WISH I could pull off her hair. Like, seriously, she’s had at least 6 different hair cuts/colors in the last few years, and they have ALL looked amazing. She is ridiculously hot.

As a gay man, al the sexual feelings I have for Kristen are very confusing for me.

She hasn’t learned how to talk with her new veneers.

I also feel like shes had a LOT of work done in mouth. it almost looks painful to talk

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”