That’s what happened to me. My place was an amusement park for fleas one summer. It was an insanely hot, I had no air and the cats were miserable. So was I but I couldn’t figure out why the fleas weren’t dying and why Felix’s skin was worse. Finally a trip to the vet and she said “oh yeah, these fuckers are strong…

Boris sounds like he as an O.G. That’s an awesome story.

First off: I love “Chaiman Meow” and I want to get another cat to name it that.
Second: Felix is exactly like him. My boyfriend caught him so many times climbing on top of the fridge, trying to get into a bag of cereal or chips.

My boyfriend’s lucky, not me, because I’d have skinned him alive.

I love you the most right now because all of these gifs are perfection.

During Shark Week one year, they followed around a blue shark, who eats until it throws up then continues eating. That’s when I realized Felix is part blue shark.

Was she hungry afterwards?

My other cat gets so very nuts on catnip but not Felix. I heard it’s genetic on how or if catnip effects a particular cat.

Once last bit of information that may help you later: as of date, Revolution medicine is the best. It kills everything: fleas, ticks, mites, heartworm, etc. It is expensive and it does get absorbed in the bloodstream but holy shit it works.

Your life with your cats sounds like mine, which I consider exhausting but awesome. The energy I have put into them is just as much, if not more, as parents do with their children.

Yes, I didn’t know that about weed until after the fact. I also learned that day that Felix doesn’t seem to care, he just wants food, even if it kills him.

Oh my god, we have the same set of cats. My other cat (a girl) does this weird thing where she only eats when she’s hungry so Felix eats all of her food. My boyfriend bought me an automatic cat feeder for Christmas a couple of years ago and we put up a divider so they could each have their own space, but Fat-ass Felix…

He totally got sick. When he woke me up, I went into the kitchen and there was the biggest pile of cat puke I’ve ever seen next to pan of brownies on the counter. I mean it was GIGANTIC. He had to have barfed half his body weight. And it had so many pieces of brownies in it.
Felix can get really bad with food (like…

God, it’s like I’m talking to Felix. I JUST FED YOU! CALM DOWN!

That’s for damn sure :)

Word. I put my cat, Felix, on a diet one time and he was not happy about it (the fights were terrible) and one evening during the diet, one of my neighbors made me and my boyfriend some pot brownies. I told my boyfriend to make sure the brownies were put away before he went to bed because Felix was on a rampage and…

Thank you😊

I feel like you and Dante set this up. Awesome either way😊

Thank you for your kind words. She’s always been conservative and Republican and it’s never (really) been a problem but this is too much.
I actually wrote about it on one of subblogs I help moderate and it was actually carthatic to do so. We’ve had a strained relationship in the past and we were building a better one…

My mom is one. I cut her out of my life because it’s absurd and disturbing. I can’t and won’t have that toxicity, racism, and bigotry in my life.