Aww she’s adorable and perfect. And no offense to the wonderful Meagan Follows, but this girl actually looks age appropriate for the role of Anne

She’s been coached to talk like an evangelical christian and avoid the ‘j’ word.

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

Maybe you should ask Ken Starr then.

Well, Hannity and Brietbart seem to have managed to dig up all of three for the entirety of the man’s political career, none of whom are willing to go on record and answer questions from any non-Hannity/Brietbart news source, whereas Trump’s had about 15 and counting now in the past 72 hours alone and responds by…

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

So, I googled “Biff,” because I wasn’t sure what it was a nickname for, and found out that Biff Tannen from Back to the Future was modeled on Donald Trump. The snake eats its own tail.

My brother’s former fiance (thankfully he ditched her) puked all over my amazing Miu Miu kitten heels at a family dinner. Her father literally screamed at me for “letting her drink so much.” Because I totally forced wine down her gullet while she was telling me how she wasn’t sure about marrying my brother. I miss…

Whoa whoa whoa, now. That’s some MONEYED white people naming right there. Don’t drag lower class folk like myself into it. I’ll stick with my Ashleyeigh’s and Neveah’s and the like, thank you very much. 

Biff. Smitty. “Boob.” Lath. Bushy.

I’m like 99% certain Conan is a dick when the cameras are off - but I’d pay cash money to see him brush (or tell) off people that I hate.

Buried lede: someone is honest to God named Biff.

She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right

I will always remember and enjoy Al Roker’s completely transparent contempt for him.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.

Just one more reason for my deep love for coco.

Please love yourself.