Okay, ROLL CALL, who else is in this shameful arrangement?

That corn flakes and Graham crackers were invented to prevent masturbation is one of my favorite fun facts. But I had no clue that Kellogg was that twisted. It’s much less light-hearted now.

I feel like it’s a bit uncharitable to call An Open Secret a bomb even if yes, technically it was a total box office failure, but how many screens did it even open on? And how much money was available for any type of promotion? And how many people go to see documentaries in the theater in the first place, especially…

No, he’s also taking back the suggestion that it was fellow child actors he was friends with. He says his only experience with it is from “articles” he has read and “films” he has seen.

I thought he was pretty clear in the original interview that he wasn’t talking about things that had happened to him, but things that had happened to other child actors he had worked with or been friends with. It’s sad that he has to re-clarify that. Stupid Internet.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

There is no “right” way for a woman to be pregnant. She doesn’t worry enough, she worries too much, she doesn’t take the right precautions, she’s ridiculous, etc.

Certainly the rapist has no shortage of tears in the photo, so crying isn't indicative of any actual empathy.

We recently had a tragedy in my family, and after a few days my mom and I got drunk and confessed to each other that we had no idea what the appropriate “freak out” level was. I don’t want to be the stereotype of a hysterical woman and lose my shit, and besides, there is A LOT TO DO after something like that so who’s…

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

It’s almost like she gets paid to do stuff like this.

I love a good pre-planned boguus Snapchat story. Unless LAX sells pregnancy tests at the Hudson News?

Scene: Me and my 4 year old son playing Star Wars yesterday. I was apparently Kylo Ren and he was “An Evil Jedi”

Edit: I just saw this part:

That’s your concern here?

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