Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

They’re leaning pretty hard of the private property “defense”.

I want a biopic starring Parker Posey.

Sadly, nothing will probably be done until this is a ‘white person problem’....right? Will the appropriate publicly funded support programs be involved with our potentially reactionary policies?

Just like in Flint, the Republicans will skip the ounce of prevention for $1 billion, and wait to buy the pound of cure for $18 billion after it’s a catastrophe.

True story: my uncle’s ex, who was a Dallasite, got up at 4am every morning to do her hair and makeup. She didn’t have to be at work until 9.

Fair play to you, I just felt Morrisey was hamming it all up. I couldn’t take it seriously. The Rick/Shane scene though was close to Shakespearean... as was the aftermath with Carl.

I can't. I mean, if I've been holding in a fart, I can choose when to let it out, but I definitely can't like... Summon a fart.

“Did I piss in your cornflakes? I didn’t mean to piss in your cornflakes, so why u mad?”

I read preview articles about this half season, and some of the actors said that the script for the season finale was so upsetting that they had trouble filming it. That description makes a lot more sense if you can imagine the actors sympathizing with the audience and joy trying to gin up the worst cliffhanger ever.

You! To the corner. This is awful. (I’m glad you did this so I didn’t have to)

Those irresponsible rich white people making babies outside of marriage again.

Why does it matter that “no one knows who the father is”? This shit just shows how retrograde America is. This slut-shaming crap is selling tabloids.

I was hoping to see a full headline that ended with “....from a cannon into the sun” but this is good too.

It’s becoming more common.

Fired is good.

I do the paid Hulu (with ads). It’s the only way to watch Hulu on your actual tv if you’re using a Roku or other streamer. Meaning that literally — they require you to have Hulu Plus to use it at all. Still worth it for the new eps plus all the BBC content and such, and I don’t have to watch it on a tiny screen or…

I do the paid Hulu, but it always annoyed me that I was paying for commercials. So I jumped for their (mostly) commercial free option. It’s worth it to me, because I can watch my shows when I want to watch them.

This not like having differing tastes in musicals or a friend of yours preferring the Star Wars prequels to the Force Awakens.

Typical self righteous bigot with direct dial to God who talks out of both sides of her ass. “I have so many gay friends! I mean, they’re all gonna burn in hell, but boy do they have great fashion sense. Oh, the LGBT lifestyle, with its throw pillows and cocaine parties and it’s Velvet paintings of Tammy Faye Baker.…