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You’re right, you not understanding the meaning of words is my fault. Man, I gotta go back to argumentation school.

It kinda is though. She can write whatever she wants. Back to the dictionary, maybe?

Fuck yourself, bigot.

Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

So GGs were complaining about censorship in Nintendo games, and now want Baldur’s Gate to be censored.

Good on Michael Sam for using his fame to stop bullshit discrimination legislation. It’s a shame that no NFL team has signed him, I can’t believe no NFL team could use a 26 year old 6'2'’ 261 lb defensive end who would probably be really cheap since he isn’t exactly in a position to demand a huge contract. The fact

OMG I HOPE SHE GETS PREGNANT LIKE RIGHT AWAY

oh bee hive yourself.

How long is this con? Because if they take it all the way and have a son and name him Robert I’m going to send a christening gift.

Well, someone did something. But not necessarily Miley. Once, when I was holding my cat (who was blissfully purring at the time), my mom’s asshole boyfriend decided to scare the shit out of the cat. She left a similar scratch on my arm that left a scar for months.

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.

Not to blame the victim, but GIRL. WHAT DID YOU DO?

I can only imagine how hairy the Kardashians would be without laser treatments. Kim’s mustache would be thicker than her husband’s.

THAN MAYO!?!? ARE YOU JOKING RIGHT NOW!?!!

I was like “please be cream cheese, please be cream cheese” (cause somehow that’s better?) nope. mayo. fuck.

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

I think it’s more the size 12, 14, hell, 24 young girls thinking “Omg, if SHE’S plus sized, what am I?”

I don’t know why Glamour thinks they have to put labels on any of these women.