I’m just glad even someone from Canada can still forget to cover the 5 hole.

WHO WAS IT?! Tell us who saw your pubes RIGHT NOW.

This is the ultimate Jezspin comment ever. A thousand stars!

OK. So here’s an embarrassing yoga-hockey celeb story the DS peeps should appreciate. I live in Toronto and was taking yoga classes at a studio down the street from my house. Classes were very small, like 6 people not including the instructor. About halfway through the sessions, the instructor’s sister starts coming…

I can’t do a headstand either and I never will because I’m afraid my head will roll and my neck will snap. Fuck it. I love yoga though! One day I’m going to forward fold for real but hell no to the headstand.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

the technical term is actually “the status quo.”

seriously, the math has been done, if I copy your resume twice, and on one of them I add “was convicted of armed robbery” and on the other I change your name to Tyrone, armed-robber-you gets 30% more callbacks than Tyrone-you.

BUT WILL JOHNNY AND TARA BE THERE!?

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.

hmmmmmmmmm while this is a good point- i think her just showing up for the game completes the arc. she cares about her team. but sisterhood is forever and this is the one thing in the world she can do for kit

“Is there a bigger deadbeat/absent mom in Hollywood than Kate Hudson?”

Jet fuel can’t melt Dottie’s grip.

i cant believe there are people who think she didnt drop it on purpose??? i found this out and was shocked and confused

She totally dropped that shit on purpose.

just watched this over the weekend <333

Dirt Bag: Sports edition.

Yes Ron

At least amend your article to include the most ridiculous Thing That is By Sacred Tradition Thrown Onto the Ice During a Game: the raw octopus.

lol sir or ma’am I don’t know what that means and— to be honest with both of us —today is not the day I’m gonna learn