Ugh, family. My dad asked us if we were worried buying a play kitchen for our son would make him gay.

Where I grew up, boys went to Jupiter, girls went to college. Also, girls go to Mars to be super stars.

I want to know when the estate sale of all the stuff that wasn’t good enough for auction is so that I might possess her cereal bowls and novelty mugs. I’m not kidding.

Yes, it’s an article of faith in this crowd that the Clintons are criminals, and this time the world will recognize their fever dreams as fact. There has been no point in the past 25 years this hasn’t been true.

I would be all over that Kickstarter.

Damn, they must have had him dead to rights if he really was expelled mid season. Bring on the criminal charges!

But what is Planned Parenthood doing to punish sluts? That’s the main concern for the antichoice movement, not preventing pregnancies.

My interpretation is that the stage mom in question knew her kid would get more attention being the butt of a racist joke, so that was okay with her.

It is sort of interesting when celebrities choose to publicize the fact that they are stupid on a bag of hammers or box of hair level though.

I read he is unpopular to work with as a reason why he was snubbed, but I don’t know why specifically he has that reputation.

I’m willing to believe he’s writing a check for that amount. Definitely a better thing to promote than smart phones in any case.

You think she realized she was the joke or not?

I guess she was focused on the wardrobe and styling since she’s still using them all these years later.

She really should have gotten more notice for Ex Machina. That movie in general should have more recognition; it’s easily in my top five from the last year.

I think they might actually be projections rather than posters or televisions. They all look improperly centered.

Vanity line or not, how did this become personal debt rather than a business that is on its way to bankruptcy? Personal debt on this scale sounds more like Nicholas Cage with the ghost mansion and the dinosaur skull.

Isn’t she an American actress?

Yeah, until I got to the zucchini, I thought this was going to be supplemental to actual food. I don’t know how many calories you get out of home made yogurt, but the whole thing was a little disturbing and reeked of “I only eat weird home made stuff and talk about it all the time so you don’t notice that I’m not…

Indeed. I started drinking coffee because of my kid.

Wasn’t that sort of thing pay per view though? Latching on to someone willing to pony up the cash and have a party is less casual than other kinds of hanging out.