In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

Smokescreen for the real assault?

Should have brought an umbrella...

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Because everything is improved by a Stan Lee cameo:

Why do people hate on Armageddon so much? I liked it. It was a decent scifi action movie.

It is going to be interesting to see how he squares his new found love of Syrian babies with his policy of forbidding them refuge in this country.

Actually, that’s one of the things I have liked about this iteration of Bond. You’re absolutely right—he doesn’t come off with charisma or passion. He’s...well, he comes off as almost dull-normal. He’s an emotionless weapon (mostly). That’s a departure from the Brosnan and Moore Bonds, in a good way.

G.I. Joe: Safespace

it means they can’t afford The Rock any more :D

(We want to take) a more millennial approach. The world has changed, and I think you’re going to see G.I. Joe changing with it. There’s going to be a much more contemporary approach to the whole franchise, and that will allow us to develop different characters.

Are you sure it wasn’t more like this?

Meanwhile, those Black Panther filming photos lead me to this:

The dinosaur was so big, it knocked over this poor man, leaving him dazed yet lucky to be alive after so narrowly avoiding being crushed by the footstep.

You do know that Cards Against Humanity is self-billed as “The party game for horrible people?” I just happen to be very, very good at it.

I’ve got a shit-ton (technical term that) of custom Cards Against Humanity that I’ve made. (Seriously: 1200) One of them made a cute little high school girl that was playing with us make exactly that face.