Aw, shit yeah, bro! Not all men! You’re so brave!

Nah.

While I’m anti-death penalty, sometimes...DNA chains need to be ended.

It’s hard to feel sympathetic for people who were murdered for petty theft? Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Ugh, only amateurs send unsolicited dick pics. Personally, I prefer to slide into a girl’s DMs with a picture of me riding on one of those mechanical ponies outside of a grocery store, in order to demonstrate my unbridled masculinity and virility, as well as sophistication and class.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

People kept calling Amber petty but she knew he would not let something like that go and it would make him look ridiculous. But seriously, she could have said anything after he said he owned her child and I would have thought he deserved that shit.

I wanted to read and understand this. I tried.

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The US has now become a culture of outrage and oppression, better get used to it.

Never underestimate the lengths babymen will go to to justify their thirst for assholery at every opportunity.

“Her collaborator” is a strong way to describe Franklin’s relationship with Wilkins. They did not like each other and were even pitted against one another by their manager. And sure, Franklin died before the discovery was nominated for the Nobel but there’s the important fact that Watson and Crick had the structure…

If I share my exercise equipment with you, are the muscles you build the result of my work or yours? If I’m a chef who lets you use my kitchen to practise, am I responsible for your culinary creativity?

Because speaking up is worthless when you are LITERALLY CAPABLE OF CHANGING THE GAME YOURSELF YET YOU STILL DON’T. Because it’s completely hypocritical.

I feel like this is the modern version of guys standing on a corner, looking tough and making comments to people as they walk by, hoping somebody starts a fight with them.

Except now everybody can be the tough guy, and they don’t have to worry about getting their ass turned inside out.

I realize you are covering this in the typical breathless OMG the men are out to get us! style Jezebel demands of you

Please update this post to reflect that Obama doesn’t have the power to pardon people convicted of state crimes.

It is absolutely true that there are men who can’t find anyone to have sex and/or relationships with (though it is also true that a lot of men who say they can’t actually mean they can’t get anyone they consider hot enough). It isn’t, however, true that the creepy leftover guys are only creepy and leftover because…

“causing a disturbance in the hospital with her language and the volume of her voice”