I read that as sarcasm at first, but I now realize that I hope you really *are* glad you ruined his day. I am.

The match against the Netherlands was particularly hilarious, I though, as the number of fucks the Dutch gave by the end was practically nil, as they tried to make one extra pass every time, tried get van Persie his 50th goal for the Oranje, and stopped running on what ended up a key comeback goal (the equalizer?) for…

I was really quite into the UFC and MMA in general starting around the time of the first Ultimate Fighter series — so 2004 or 2005 — buying pay-per-views or going to bars to watch the events (which were great and always packed if you knew the right places — like here in Toronto, the Brazilian and Portuguese areas…

Sorry to be that guy, but... led.

A friend of mine had that exact same experience. It’s definitely a thing.

That’s offensive! This one, on the other hand, seems perfectly fine...

The '83 Stanley Cup was contested in mid-May, per Wikipedia. Nine months earlier was mid-August. False labour can happen pretty early, I guess, so maybe the kid was conceived near the start of the season — the Isles' first home game was October 14th — but I kinda prefer to believe she's full of shit.

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?