That’s offensive! This one, on the other hand, seems perfectly fine...

The '83 Stanley Cup was contested in mid-May, per Wikipedia. Nine months earlier was mid-August. False labour can happen pretty early, I guess, so maybe the kid was conceived near the start of the season — the Isles' first home game was October 14th — but I kinda prefer to believe she's full of shit.

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?

Can I be the umpteenth pedant to point out that he's actually Canadian? Can I also apologize on behalf of my country for this?