When also unemployed Rob Ryan was asked about Mark Jackson, he simply responded with the opening bars of “Werewolves Of London” before pounding a sixer of Coors Lite.

“You’re too old to be yelling!”

Because you hoard all the women killer..

Oh hi Mark!

“Hey, keep it out of the nadir.”

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

No provocation? My bet is that Taylor must have insulted one of Emery’s mothers. Can't think of many other reasons to clock a guy like that.

Throw a punch: Handled internally.

Jordan made a double homage to Chamberlain in last night’s game, his 24 rebounds being reminiscent of 6 seasons in which Wilt averaged 24+ boards per game. No word yet whether he made it a triple homage after leaving the post-game after party.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

I did get a chance to relax.

Mr. Drummond also got an assist for telling his teammates to stay away from that creepy bike-shop owner.

Come on, now, how are you going to leave this show off?

Where’s fuschia-lime colorblindness when you need it?

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

Yessss, truthyfacts. I am also a mole person. By which I mean I am a person who is covered in moles and not that I am a person made up of twelve moles standing on each others shoulders and wearing a long coat.

Held it in okay, then read the article and got to where it says Garnett wasn’t able to hold it together long enough to give any kind of message. And god damn if that didn’t break me.

And you know things are bad when Raymond Felton is tearing you up