That’s badass.

And I'm sure that he still gets his weekends off.

“We sincerely apologize for the offensive error in the media guide.”

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

A1?!? And here I am embarrassed about my 2 and a half....

Serena is the most dominant athlete in sports. It’s not even close.

That’s a blanket statement I can agree with.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

the way this story is playing out it is something Silver has to step in. At worst this could be something a team could use to just screw with another team. Send a player you know is loyal to fake-sign with another team, but on signing-day: poof... changed my mind. potential contender (not in this case) screwed.

Jason Pierre Paul tweeted what looked like a peace sign beside the words “Just saying hi.”

He would have given the Clippers an “A” if he had played for North Carolina.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

Yeah, he should have used an egg. Because in French cooking, one egg is en oeuf.

She must know something about winning an NBA title. Why else would the Warriors' entire team be in love with her?

Hope she beats Mimi Hehateme in the semis.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

“privately expressed envy that Houston’s presentation could be bolstered by projections and on-court analysis of a team that already had James Harden and Howard.”