They mistake restraint for impotence.

Includes: jumps, speed, theft of food and drink plus a 70s great soundtrack.

This GM ad from the August 1966 issue of Better Homes & Gardens that my girlfriend found at an estate sale.

TOOOOAAARRRUSSSSS!!

Best? Matter of opinion, I suppose. But it is an ear worm.

It's like they're shooting the sequel to Driven.

Moments after the cameras panned away...

That looks like CGI. My eyes can't comprehend what I just saw.

Hmm. I dunno, Andrew. Probably some one-off they didn't roll out at the Easter Jeep Safari in Moab.

I'll let it slide if they keep it under 3000#.

Does "well over 500hp" even qualify as a hypercar these days?

Buy a house and 3/4 acre of land in Shitsylvania, or are you going to do the smart thing and buy a 650 HP 2015 Corvette Z06 for $78,995?

Damon I've noticed a few things in some of your pieces. Important pieces of information critical to the understanding of the article are sometimes missing. In this case... top speed of a Grom. On Jalopnik we're not all #twowheelsgood. We're mostly #twowheelsbad. I have no idea what makes this bike special. …

I honestly see FAR more Camry drivers who can't park/drive erratically than BMW drivers ... and I live in SoCal where the streets are lousy with them.

Nope, sorry...the BMW stereotype is well-earned.

"BMWs are driven by pricks who can't park/use turning signal."

Better?