Donnelly’s fondnes for ICE, the border wall and willingness to vote to strip birthright citizenship made it easy to write in Eugene V. Debs. 

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I need a cupcake and a candy bar.

Needs more Chapo.

It’s weird how draconian NY’s election laws and policies are. Indiana where I live at least offers early voting and they’ve started having voting centers to make it more convenient. But the polls are still open at a limited time: 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. Early voting is even shorter, but they had some Saturday dates.

Never good to contact Kobe Brain in Colorado.

Does it count if I went to the Columbus show, bought the book, the audio book and the ebook?

Brunch: canceled
Sushi: not comped
Status: not mad, actually laughing

If I up my Chapo Patreon pledge will that also get me out of the grays? Would that work for Cum Town? Asking on behalf of the President of the DSA/Clown Prince of the Alt-Right.

I mean, it sort of fits. Brady, Belichick and Kraft are all Trump buddies or supporters, so they’re at least fellow travelers to the MAGA C.H.U.D.S.

I’ve voted in pretty much every election since 2008, but it’s understandable why some people would not choose to vote when their vote doesn’t matter. There’s the DNC putting their thumb on the scale in the 2016 primary, but I think more egregiously in recent history is Perez reversing the ban on taking donations from…

Last year I wrote a column for the paper I work at about taking down the Confederate monuments. It made a reader mad enough that he wrote a response column, apparently I struck a nerve because he had a relative who died in the Civil War. I wanted to respond that maybe his ancestor would have survived if he didn’t suck…

You should hear his podcast!

I’m a Pacers fan so I’ve gone through this with Lance Stephenson. I got back in to hoops in 2012 and I enjoyed watching Lance because of his antics. He also went to the same high school as my grandmother. It was great seeing him return to the Pacers in 2016-2017 and then play a big role last year in terms of energy…

What a bunch of ignorant dipshits. Sure, it might be unconstitutional, but norms and traditions never stopped these ghouls in the first place. Not like the Supreme Court is ideologically to the right and could in theory uphold an executive order like that.

I definitely understand where Aaron is coming from, the reality of the coming climate apocalypse makes a lot of stuff seem pretty pointless. I voted early last week and did a protest vote in the senate election. I wrote in Eugene V. Debs over Joe Donnelly, because he’s a pandering, cowardly dipshit. Every ad I’ve seen…

The guy whose boss follows him on twitter hypothetically asking him about Chapo is definitely a rosier scenario than if his boss asked him bout Cum Town.

My ma is an Italian-American born and raised in Brooklyn. I remember her telling me that she was shocked the first time she got a tavern-style pizza when she lived in Chicago. She had never seen pizza cut like that. I grew up with that in Indiana, it’s common at Donato’s and Pizza King and a lot of local places. I…