I wonder if Franzen bothered to consider what effect the removal of feral cats would have on rodent populations.

I think Cillizza’s heritage would him make qualified to play the Mucinex monster next.

That’s what I’ve been seeing on Twitter as well. Between this and The Last Jedi as well other films that critics hate and audiences love, it could make for an interesting article. I appreciate you engaging with and responding to me, you didn’t have to, because what do I know from film? But it was very much…

Yeah, I’ve seen his other movies, so I’m not averse to tonal shifts, but it didn’t really work for me in this one. Certain types of films you can laugh off the violence because of the tone, others give it more heft. I could never tell which was which from scene to scene. And the characters all seemed to have the same…

I’m genuinely surprised by the critical consensus on Three Billboards. I think it’s a tonal mess with really shitty racial politics. It’s a mess of a film and very disappointing. And I liked “In Bruges” and “Seven Psychopaths.”

Wait, Dr. Disrespect isn’t Nick Mullen?

This season has been so much fun. I don’t care if they win or lose games, because they make an effort and keep fighting which is so refreshing after the listlessness of some of the teams of the last few years. As an IU alum whose years overlapped slightly with Oladipo, it’s nice to see him succeed here. I don’t know…

At least it’s not in Comic Sans.

“Oh, that’s my old unit from Vietnam. I was their sergeant. They were my loyal troops. That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back, which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show. I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for God’s sake!”

There’s a silver lining to Moore winning:

I would wear that shirt, but that’s because I’m a very irony-poisoned journalist with ocassional bursts of suicidal ideation.

Fuck off, Nazi.

Here’s a court document from earlier this year with Heimbach’s address, phone number and email.

Heimbach lives in my state. I want to hang him from an old oak tree.

Name recognition hurt him, particularly going up against someone as well-known as Clinton. His campaign could have done better with outreach to POC but that doesn’t mean Clinton didn’t have her own issues and gaffes with that.

I’m glad they gave out his first and last name and city of residence. It would be really unfortunate if someone were to use this information and track him down and smash his kneecaps in.

Stick a straw in your bag of popcorn and pour the butter down it. That leads to a better distribution than just pouring it on top. Or you could request a half-filled bag and then get it topped off but then you’d have to get back in line or be a dick and hold it up.

My biggest complaint is despite the title they never once talked about Charlie Parker.