I sympathize a little with the Jazz fans. I don’t see the point in jersey burning. When Woj dropped the Paul George bomb, I just felt the crushing sadness of my life extend to the NBA, though given the trajectory of the Pacers the last several years, it was already kind of there.

The lesson here is if you get rid of George Hill, you’re going to lose your small forward who was a 2010 lottery pick.

During the height of the Pacers/Heat rivalry, I never hated Bosh. Always liked him, though he really hated the Pacers, it seems.

That’s one of my favorite jokes on the show because it seems to imply that not only did Eagleton hire him to be a ringer, he also enrolled in courses, including band.

Soros pays me in mining scrip.

Your 2018 Eastern Conference All-Stars.

Man and I thought Bird was bad. What a spiraling nightmare this has become. What an underwhelming return.

Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust.

Good fucking riddance.

I work for a paper with a daily circulation of 3K. We also put out a second paper twice a week. We have 8 staff members. It’s a stressful job at times because we wear several different hats. We’re definitely understaffed compared to a paper owned by the same company just 20 miles down the road. We laugh when they say…

I’m mostly indifferent to tennis, but what I saw of the Monfils/Wawrinka match was really exciting and I was rooting for Monfils.

Not the only ideology whose peak came in the 90s and had its luster dulled by a New Yorker in orange.

Triggered snowflakes at the NRA asking for a safe space because they fear the Maoists in their midst.

I can only imagine how many variations on “How’s it goink?” are in Phil’s Twitter mentions right now.

“Amateurs.” - Kermit Washington

After seeing the headline I clicked into the article to see what news about the Cleveland Browns I had missed.

[Chairman Bernie Bro slips into the ring with a folding chair as the Progressive Liberal holds the Based Hitman in a lock known as The Means Tester. Chairman Bernie Bro hits the Progressive Liberal in the back of the head with a folding chair, the Progressive Liberal crumples]

I can’t wait until something blows in Magic’s face. What’s the over/under on him getting hit for tampering at some point?