Lakers might be interested in trading for Paul George if the Pacers take on those dog shit head Mozgov and Deng contracts. Don’t have much cap room otherwise to pay high quality free agents. Could see Lakers potentially throwing in a young asset or two in return for getting rid of those garbage contracts.

This is one of the worst weeks of my life. Someone hit my car and fucked up the driver-side passenger door and didn’t leave a note, I got dumped via email and now this.

You’re right, the Nets actually won something when it counted.

The Clinton campaign was a lot like the Brooklyn Nets: all that money wasted on nothing, a future mortgaged for someone past the prime of their career the entire endeavor was totally inspiring and the campaign was doomed from the jump. Oh, and a Russian and Jay-Z were involved

Yamiche Alcindor: No one can top my tone deaf take on the baseball shooting.

*lanyard dork voice*

“Indiana University has a football team?”me, IU class of ‘11

“Steve Scalise was no angel.”

Nah, he’s the real scumbag.

Italy is not a bad place to go if you want to learn about illegal use of hands.

Not sure with what the failure to launch of a chicken sandwich has to do with me digitally teabagging you, but okay.

If you would care to see, I would be happy to meet you in Temecula, my good bitch.

You should familiarize yourself with Bo Fa deez nuts.

Oh so you are familiar with BOFA deez nuts!

My life depends on BOFA are you familiar with BOFA?

You’d be be a lot happier if you read the works of the Chinese philosopher, Bo Fa. Are you familiar with Bo Fa?