“When they go low, we go into the stands to beat their ass for throwing the beer in the first place.” - Metta World Peace, Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O’Neal

I never said it was going to happen. Hayward would be a moonshot and unlikely due to cap space and the quality of the roster. Perhaps Pritchard can help write the ship. I knew Paul was leaving since the trade deadline. Player does get that much serious chatter unless his number is up. Bet he gets moved on draft night.

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Fuck Larry Bird for stuffing the roster with combo guards who can’t shoot after wanting the team to play pace and space and then hiring Nate McMillan after firing Frank Vogel. The year Paul broke his leg was a much more enjoyable year than this dog shit head season.

Yeah, Hayward seems like a stretch, particularly capwise. Make much more sense to stay in Utah or potentially Boston if he’s interested in reuniting with his college coach. PG expressed an interest in that. I’d rather see them go after a stretch 4 like Millsap or a 3 and D shooting guard in the model of Courtney Lee.…

If Hayward leaves the Jazz, I wouldn’t mind the Pacers making a run at him, he would be fun to watch alongside Paul George and Myles Turner. I wouldn’t mind seeing a George Hill/Spurs reunion. Definitely missed his defense and three-point shooting on the Pacers this year. But I’d also like to see Utah keep it…

He looks like a man with a crawlspace full of bones.

False flag operation

The Jazz are basically a more athletic version of the Pacers teams that clashed with the Big 3 Heat for three straight seasons. Zippier on offense too. They got a 2010 lottery pick at small forward, a rim protector whose name ends in -bert and they even have George Hill playing the 1. My guess is this goes down like…

Something wrong with Larry’s head
PG gone
Them Pacers dead

And now the true reason they traded the son of Popeye Jones comes out!

Pacers have had some bad breaks since then.

Possible set up of the Cavs for their own 3-1 blown lead?

Aaron 3:16 says I just killed your ass.

Congrats to the most successful hatchling to come from Ted Cruz’s brood of glistening, chitinous eggs.

Tight end for the Patriot Way

Not the first time a drink caused a problem in which the Pacers played.

Mark Aguirre, the Wrath of God

I like the undercurrent of homoeroticism involved with being shirtless and consuming a white liquid.

[extreme Weird Left Twitter trolling voice]

This explains so much. I at least take heart in knowing the greatness of Bill Russell eats away at him a little bit.