He looks like if Aaron Rodgers was the villain of The Lovely Bones.

“We train our players to take on the mentality of lions on the hunt. It’s just unfortunate that the official was dressed like a zebra.”

To be fair, the Klan wasn’t created here, though it did have a resurgence in the 20th century here.

Way to let the air out of the room, dude.

Hopefully any bio written on him is titled The Merchant of Penis.

Sadly that was pulled from shelves due to the number of people who went into anaphylactic shock due to its use of peanuts.

The brewery I used to work (the ones behind the Tom Brady Sux can) have a sour called Stupid Sexy Flanders that is a Flanders Oud Bruin.

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You know Deadspin is doing something weird when my alma mater, IU, shows on a list for football.

I’ve always been kind of a shy dude, when it comes to approaching women. Part of that’s because I’m short and fat and I know that kind of limits the folks who might be interested in me.

I don’t think I’ve ever asked someone out after a first encounter. It usually takes me seeing them a few times to gauge their…

He’s very willing to trade your sheep for wood.

You make a good point about spacing, it’s one reason the Pacers moved on from Roy Hibbert (one the best run protectors in the league, but inconsistent on offense) after David West opted out. They drafted Turner because he has the ability to hit threes (he didn’t do so at a great rate on college but that could be…

I’m a corny-ass Hoosier, so I like them. They’ll definitely be odd looking against a normal uniformed team, but it’s better than the Clippers redesign or the Spurs camo. I like the ABA and Flo-Jos. Just as long as they don’t bring back the pinstripes for a while.

The Chase Budinger version will be the best selling one. Imagine if Gordon Hayward or Cody Zeller were on the team.

Byron Scott just got a phantom boner.

Sisqo burn, man!

Pretty cool that @dril is getting involved in matters of local governance.

I’d rather live in Indiana than live near the two Super Fund Sites that are the Knicks and Nets.