The word you're searching for is foreword. Careful, your Emmitt Smith is showing.

Dan Gilbert/Cavs : Homer :: Sad sack team/owner : Frank Grimes

I don't why they expected a goat to do anything for them. Wasn't likely to buck the trend of the Nets falling short.

Dog came into the brewery where I work and I filled a growler for him. Because it's Indiana and it was the weekend of the 500, I didn't bat an eye at seeing a blond guy with a mullet. My coworker tells me who it was after I'd completed the transaction.

It gets weirder: my coworker filled a growler for Frank Darabont…

When I got a text alert that Beer Camp was available, I called about 8 liquor stores trying to find one. No dice. Then my coworker told me where he got his. They had seven left when I got there. Then, last Friday, I stopped at my local store and found a single case of Beer Camp, so I now I have two of these bad boys.…

That stuff's great. Bartender buddy did a black and tan with that and Old Rasputin. Surprisingly tasty.

I was talking with one of my coworkers about the big three breweries. Setting aside snark about taste, it's pretty impressive that they're able to make a product with such a consistent taste on the large scale, particularly if it's a pilsner, one of the more delicate styles of beer.

Some of it is poor management, trading the pick in 81. The Hill deal just looks bad in retrospect. At the time it was fine and Hill was Pop's favorite player then. The Pacers considered Leonard, but they probably wouldn't have drafted him, since they had Granger at the 3 and had just drafted George and Stephenson the…

Fucking wounds of Christ, this damn team is cursed. If it's not swapping what would have been a top 5 pick in the 1984 draft and therefore missing out on Jordan, Barkley, etc, it's running into some dynasty, whether that's the Jordan Bulls, the Shaq/Kobe Lakers, or the Big 3 Heat. Or it's something else, like the…

I found out via Twitter. I started crying in public. Silly, I know, but I had a season tickets last year in Area 55, Roy's fan section, right across the arena from the G2 Zone, the George Hill and Paul George fan section. I went really hoops crazy and between following those dudes on social media and cheering them…

Not to point any fingers, but Kevin Ware was playing against Duke when he broke his leg.

Eh, New York's all right if you like saxophones.

The most shocking thing is that the Washington Post has a soccer insider.

I had a bottle of Lake Erie Monster about two summers ago. Really tasty beer.

I'll second the sentiment about a brewery's flagship. I work at Sun King, and our biggest seller is the Sunlight Cream Ale. It's not a bad beer, a nice choice during the summer months and it's a nice entryway into craft beer for domestic beer drinkers, but some of the customers only want that when they come up to the…

I'm not really a fan of the lager, but I had their black & tan and found it rather enjoyable.

I haven't opened mine yet, but I'll echo the sentiment about 3 Floyds, I do think some of their beers are a little overrated. But Zombie Dust being awesome is a hill I'll die on.

I suspect part of the allure of 3 Floyds is the difficulty in attaining the beer, since they're distributing to Chicago as well as the state…

Is it evil of me to kind of want him to go down with a season-ending injury?

Or at least not being displeased by such an occurrence?